Wall of shame

A collection of empty liquor, wine, and beer bottles (especially rare or uncommon) proudly displayed on a mantel, china cabinet or other open display for others to see what one has consumed.

Jimmy had to restart his wall of shame after he changed apartments.
Dan had to get rid of his wall of shame when his girlfriend moved in with him.

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Wall Squatter

People who only comment (or reply to comments) on their own Facebook wall while ignoring everyone else's. This person is either too popular, narcissistic and/or stuck at home raising children.

Crystal is a wall squatter on Facebook who talks too much about what her kids are doing.

verb: wall squatting

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Wall Helmet

What retards wear to prevent (further) serious damage incurred from running into walls at top speed.

I love to watch George run around in his Wall Helmet.

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Friend Wall

When you run out of people to find on facebook or other social media. Most likely you will find out this by trying to get more friends than a particular person by which you want to prove your better than them

Angry guy: Dude, im so pissed, i cant find anybody on facebook.
Guy 2: Man you hit your friend wall, and my mom has way more friends than you on facebook.

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Wall banger

A male in a public place such as a bar or club that stands against the wall instead of talking to females. Usually the male is holding a drink or on a mobile phone.

James: "Drew you need to stop being a wall banger and talk to some chicks. Next thing you'll be headed home to go to bed."

Drew: "I wall bang because I lack confidence and I'm waiting for a model to walk in this bar in the middle of the ghetto."

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Balls to the Wall

It's all or nothing. There is not turning back. Reach down, dig for the biggest pair you can find, and go!

Okay Ted, there are close to 15 guys behind those hedges, and two of us. Balls to the wall time. Lets go.

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brick wall

when someone goes absolute bat-shit retarded and stops all form of communication while people are trying to talk to them. in most cases a loud noise will be enough to stop this but under certain circumstances a person may go up to a category 3 brick wall in which case it is advisable to just perform a mercy killing against them

sam-"harry are u there?"
harry-".........."
bob-"oh god he's brick-walling again"
sam-"we need to get him help this is getting out of hand he's such a brick wall"

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