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An used tampon that, when put into boiling water, makes it bloody, terefore making it good source of food for vampires
A: You really prefer vampires over werewolfs? Are you insane? Werewolfs are fluffy, soft and hot and don't need to harm you to survive.
B: But vampires are handsome.
A: They are gross! Havn't you hear of vampire tea?!?!?!
an amazing person, the best boyfriend in the world; very commonly perfect in every way; occasionally depressed, but never holds a grudge against his girlfriend
"On the card, I told my boyfriend he was the vampire to my unicorn."
Where you grab yourself a toothpick and to the unspeakable by shoving down your man pipe and jizzing so it shoots out and stabs someone
Sheila: AHH MY EYE
John: HAHA Ricky pulled a vampire slayer and got 'er in the eye
A condition in which a man craves period sex
Tom is always more eager to bang when I’m on my period. He’s got vampire dick.
When you put plastic vampire teeth in your butthole and chew nicotine gum while yelling "I'M A VAMPIRE".
Friday nights me and the boys like to Chocolate Vampire it up, some call us vamp-damp-boys.
When a man/woman with fang-like teeth eats a fine piece of booty.
Girl 1: Ew! He has such gross fang teeth.
Girl 2: True, but I've heard he gives a good vampire dumplin'
A person who does not take a selfie or participate in a group selfie unless invited in
Omg, Stacy is such a vampire selfie person