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Someone who regularly produces a crop of turds.
"Hey Turd Farmer, how's the crop coming in?"
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In the act of deffication, when the feces or turd hits the water with such immense force to create a splash of cold water that then propels itself onto your buttocks and or butthole. Resulting in an uninvited chill surging through your body sometimes giving you goosebumps and what some would like to call the Shemika shakes.
"It's colder than a Shemika Turd up in here."
"The icy Klondike bar felt like a Shemika Turd in the palm of my hand."
"I had the worst Shemika Turd yesterday."
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One who hangs around turd, or one who likes being in the presence of turd or turd smelling farts.
Your such a turd linger Robyn!
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same as turd brain or shit for brains
your a turd head or yoy got shit for brains
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One of those turds that resembles a chicken nugget
"man i must be in the cafiteria because i just had a bunch of Turd Nuggets!"
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Gay men - it's all about the turd chute
Kevin is a paid-up member of the turd herd!
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