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He thinks he is taller than mia he has pocket knifes he thinks if he gives one of his pocket knifes to some one he is cheating on it he is a white boy
Unicorn butt likes pocket knifes.
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Holding out for the perfect someone or something while citing ever more elusive criterion and reasons.
Jill’s still single because she’s hunting unicorns.
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Something so ridiculous that you can't even call it bullshit
This is unicorn shit!
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Zee-unicorn is where you lube a hand up and wank a guy off on your head while he is catching some zzz's.
Oi mate.. guess what? That german backpacker sure gave me zee-unicorn of the century.
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Sexy Unicorn:A Unicorn Thats Sexy And Gets Hell Of Pegases
Sexy Unicorn Went To Find A Pegases
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When two guys are having sex and the one behind is big enough to that it fills the second penis up thus making it erect
Was hanging out with my buds and one of them gave me my first "Stuffed Unicorn"
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