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During post-masterbation, when there is cum on your hand and to get it off you wipe it on the wall
masterbation left a mess on my hand so I had to dumbledore the wall to get it off before I ate my food
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A learning experience where the fail that takes place in an attempt to achieve an objective is at a scale large enough to prevent another attempt of the said task even though the new information in hindsight would have ensured the success of the original task.
Jason: "Did you hear that Matt went bankrupt 3 months after starting that new business?"
Vin: "Yeah, started the whole thing on credit cards and didn't make the sales he expected, that was a learning wall for him"
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A collection of empty liquor, wine, and beer bottles (especially rare or uncommon) proudly displayed on a mantel, china cabinet or other open display for others to see what one has consumed.
Jimmy had to restart his wall of shame after he changed apartments.
Dan had to get rid of his wall of shame when his girlfriend moved in with him.
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People who only comment (or reply to comments) on their own Facebook wall while ignoring everyone else's. This person is either too popular, narcissistic and/or stuck at home raising children.
Crystal is a wall squatter on Facebook who talks too much about what her kids are doing.
verb: wall squatting
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A male in a public place such as a bar or club that stands against the wall instead of talking to females. Usually the male is holding a drink or on a mobile phone.
James: "Drew you need to stop being a wall banger and talk to some chicks. Next thing you'll be headed home to go to bed."
Drew: "I wall bang because I lack confidence and I'm waiting for a model to walk in this bar in the middle of the ghetto."
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It's all or nothing. There is not turning back. Reach down, dig for the biggest pair you can find, and go!
Okay Ted, there are close to 15 guys behind those hedges, and two of us. Balls to the wall time. Lets go.
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when someone goes absolute bat-shit retarded and stops all form of communication while people are trying to talk to them. in most cases a loud noise will be enough to stop this but under certain circumstances a person may go up to a category 3 brick wall in which case it is advisable to just perform a mercy killing against them
sam-"harry are u there?"
harry-".........."
bob-"oh god he's brick-walling again"
sam-"we need to get him help this is getting out of hand he's such a brick wall"
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