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What your clueless mother calls marijuana.
(after discovering a pipe in the shape of a frog that was left on the kitchen counter by that jackass from the party last night) "Johnson! Are you doing weedy-weeds?"
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When one is packing a bowl in the car, and the excessive bumps and bad driving skills of the driver cause one to spill the bowl into his lap.
Scott: DUDE! i finally hit 100 miles an hour.
Tommy: thats cool and all but i got weed pubes thanks to your dumbass
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A new weed smoker, who is overly anxious to roll a blunt without proper experience.
Blunt rolling is an art. It must be excuted with skill and precision, which can only come from a combination of practice and natural born talent.
If a blunt is too tight, the weed will burn quickly with only a limited amount of smoke being able to pass through.
If a blunt is too loose, it will burn too fast and fall apart. The former and latter both wasting weed.
A perfect blunt allows for a nice, strong hit, without burning too much bud at once, and without falling apart while the puff-puff-pass, takes place.
Weed wasting also applies to improper packing of bowls and slides. Yet again, it can't be too tight or too loose.
Cheap glass pieces also may be called weed wasters.
Helpful hint: If you can't roll, let a buddy help you out and save practicing for home. There's no shame in making sure your weed yields its maximum potential.
"Hey dude I'll go in half with you on a blunt."
"Straight, but I'm rolling."
"Awh man I really wanted to do it. I've gotten better since last time, just let me show you."
"The fuck you will, not with my bud. We don't allow weed wasters in this house."
Damn, Robert is such a weed waster. Don't let him pack that shit next time.
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28.3 grams, a shit load of weed,often youll find that obtaining an ounce is harder than any other form,because small time dealers tend to like selling dimes and nics for the profit margine being way more in their favor.ifind an ounce in my area to cost from roughly 75$(most likely some bammer shit)
to up to 430$(some high quality shit thats most likely worth the price).
ay nigga u got an ounce of weed?"yeah my nig 300 $"...aw shit i aint got that much"dats iiight nigga just pay me back on da first,,,but if you dont imma pop yo ass cuz"
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When your body experiences the negative side effects of being high without the pleasurable mental symptoms the morning after a smoke. They include but are not limited to squinty eyes, headache, laziness, sleepiness, and lack of motivation. The only known cure is to smoke more marijuana. It returns the brain to the same state it is in when the body usually suffers these symptoms. Other treatment options include a shower, pain reliever, and eye drops.
I wish I hadn't smoked so much last night; I was way too high to do anything, and now I have nothing to get rid of this weed hangover!
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brand new slang for the most potent, powerful, and strongest weed in the streets. it will knock your ass out with just one hit. it is called kimbo weed in reference to the big bad ass bareknuckles fighting champ Kimbo Slice, who represents 305 miami. this term was coined by avid marijuana user gib mane, one of the coolest motherfuckers in the whole dirty south.
mike: "hey gib mane, you wanna match me on a blunt?
gib mane: "nah pimpin, i don't fuck with that reggie miller horse shit you smokin', i'm on that kimbo weed mane."
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a separate line a weed dealer keeps to keep in contact with his clients. ideally a pay as you go phone without any ties to the dealer's name or information.
client: yo, i got yo number from my boi,he said u were good for some green.
dealer: woah hold up man, lemme call you on my other phone.
client: aiiite, i got you, just call me on that weed phone of yours.
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