A game that can be played at any house party or drinking event. You pick a group of friends and let them know you are playing whale wars before you go to the party. Whoever hooks up with the fattest person or persons at the party wins the game.
Brian: Guys we are all playing whale wars at the party whoever wins gets 5$ from each of us
Johny: ok deal
Bobby: I call Karen
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When you walk up to a random person an Main Street and flick them in the ball sack and scream "WHALE!" and then sprint away.
Girl: Dayumm he was hot!
Girls Friend: Go do the "Screaming Whale!"
Girl: Ahh, yeah! Perfect idea!
*Girl walks up to attractive male flicks him in the ball sack*
Girl: WHALE!
*Sprints away*
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Actually whales are diing because humans are over killing them, (mainly the Japanese)
whoever said that whales cant adapt to there environment should die themselves.
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An individual who is so worried about the whales bumping into one another while they are swiming around because the Navy uses sonar to protect there vessel's from combatin enemies that want to kill us.
My friend is such a whale humper she was all happy when the word came down that the Navy can't use an extreme amount of sonar to protect the U.S.A. and their Vessel's because Shamo and flipper bumped into a submarines propellar and they were chopped up into tuna fish.
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a slang term for ur anus not ur ass
My whale eye burned when I took a shit.
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a gay whale
a homosexual whale
a sir mix-alot whale
a whale who's keepin it on the 'down low'
a whale that humps 'back' as opposed to one that humps 'front' - etc
person 1: "Oh man dem whales are faggots".
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person 2: "yeah,them's some humpback whales".
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person 3: "yeah them whales hump ass"
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person 4: "damn homos"
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A girl gives a guy fellatio and he comes in her mouth. Before she swallows he shoots her in the head, causing the jizz to eject from her head similar to that of a sperm whale.
Dude #1 "Watching Free Willy reminds me of the time I sperm whaled that ho"
Dude #2 "Boy, you are one sick fuck"
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