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An appropriate alternative to any suggestion whatsoever.
"Hey, we were going to get Chinese food. Want to come along?"
"Why don't you just make a pizza?"
"The United States need to send more, better armed troops to Iraq in order to win the peace and keep America's interests in the Middle East."
"Why don't you just make a pizza?"
48π 24π
A great game to play when you're bored in class. Start by writing Who, What, When, Where, Why, and How down the side of a paper. Beside who, write a person's name. Fold over so you can't see "who" and pass on to a friend. The next person writes an action beside "what", folds over, passes on. Continue until all of the titles are filled out, then open and read.
Let's play who what when where why and how!
Who: sasquatch and the toilet monster
What: played a vicious game of twister
When: yesterday afternoon
Where: under your bed
Why: because they wanted to taste his sausage
How: with a pitchfork
30π 15π
No, really, why did you look this up?
Come on, why did you look this up? Come and be a, why did you look this up? Oliver, Josh, Jack and Ben. LoL Yolo. π€π©π¦ππ±π
6π 18π
Seriously? You and your sleepover friends we're SOO bored you searched this up?
It's litterly a vine!
Stop using a fucking word dictionary to search up what you already know.
*π£π’π―π¨! *
The man shoots the ceiling.
The brother sits approximately 10-20 ft. away.
He thinks.
He insults.
"ππππ ππ πππ πππ πππππ'π πππππππ ππππ π ππ! "
This is why mom doesn't fucking love you
You may be a brother, or a sister, maybe even and uncle.
The son and/or daughter may do something that frustrates you.
This is the perfect time to insult them
"ππππ ππ πππ πππ πππππ'π πππππππ ππππ π ππ! "
11π 4π
When your friends Freon made a joke and you made it worse and used it in urban dictionary
Daimian Iβm fucking the doom slayer
Why the fuck are you fucking the doom slayer
6π 1π
From Bob's Burgers: a special Cajun flavor burger (pun on "I Know Why the Caged Bird Sings")
"Hey Bob, what's the burger of the day?" "It's the I Know Why the Cajun Burger Sings, you should try it!"
45π 24π
The term given to a male person that weighs at least 175 pounds and has an indescribably ambrosial girlfriend whose persona and almost flawless anatomy far exceeds the given male's most intimate fantasies that he had during his first wet dream. The aforementioned male is far below the world wide standard of "average bloke" yet someHOW the relationship (while disobeying all laws of physical attraction and logical sense) has been and continues to be, sustained....oops we know HOW, the question is WHY?
Wow that is one sexy girl! Wait, who the hell is that holding her hand? Oh no, you have to be joking. Steups, How? Nah we know how, why?
5π 1π