thats how you do

An African American way of explaining how you do something

thats how you do my n*gga

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How we doin there bub

A common phrase on the coast of Maine. Used when one lobsterman greets another. Another variant that is often used is "Hey there bud". It is important that these are both pronounced with a great Maine accent.

Lobsterman 1- "How we doin there bub?"

Lobsterman 2- "Great, had a good catch today."

how to take over the world

it is organized into four easy steps
1:TAKE IN A LOT OF MONEY
2:FIND PEOPLE WHO WANT TO FIGHT AGAINST THE GOVERNMENT
3:MAKE AN ARMY
4:ATTACK!!!
all people will bow down to you if you follow the steps
btw if you have angry cats ,use them in the army cause they are so cute in little battle gear and they have deadly bites... :)

cat lord: mew meow meow(how to take over the world.).

cat army: MEOW!

How the cow ate the cabbage

To tell someone the unvarnished truth; tell it like it is.

If our boss John doesn't stop yelling at us, I'm going to tell him how the cow ate the cabbage!

how to treat a broken finger

There are five ways to do this:

1.Cut it in four different ways and dip it in pickle juice so that when you drink the pickle juice, magic inside will grow back your finger. Side effects of this procedure may result in green finger, internet fame, and a tendency to eat your finger.

2.Wrap your finger in scotch tape after consulting google.

3.Get some piranhas to eat the flesh off your finger and use scotch tape to tape the broken part off the bone back and on a blue moon wrap your finger in wet garlic and hopefully your skin will grow back. Side effects of this may result in turning into a spooky scary skeleton, no vampires will try to bite your finger, and a weird garlic smell.

4.Ask a stupid doctor at Mayland Heights walk in.

5. Or just go to the hospital.

Jonny I want to know how to treat a broken finger!

And that's how I saved Christmas

A great phrase to put at the end of a sentence to confuse people or make your story completely surreal, along the lines of adding "And that's how babies are made."

"So I was going down the street to buy some chocolate, when some jerk almost ran me over in his piece of shit truck, so I pulled him out and punched his eyes right out of his fuckin' head...and that's how I saved Christmas."

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Thats How I Roll

Your style. The way you act. Your actions.

Someone says, "man thanks for letting me hold down some loot" "you say hey thats how I roll."

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