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He filled my pie with willy custard.....I might have a bun in the oven 😂
A rare mishap which occurs during an after dinner wank.
When wanking you notice a rather significant sensation. It may be intensely painful or pleasantly warm, hot even.
You worry for a moment and even panic as it feels as though your sausage is being cooked. You look at your hands which appear clean. After a moment it clicks. You put two and two together.
Your meal was rather spicy, containing large amounts of high potency chilli sauce. Some must have gotten on your hands.
Dave: Steve, come down and check this out!
Steve: I can't right now, I'll come down in a few.
Dave: You're going to miss it! The cat's stuck in the toilet!
Steve: I can't, I've got a severe case of chilli willy.
Steve: *limps down the corridor*
Dave: What's happened? Did you get hit in the balls?
Steve: No, I've got chilli willy you silly willy.
My farting willy is farting s so much
Similar to cameltoe and mooseknuckle but instead of the bulge being in the front of the pelvis, the Willy is stuck to the thigh which gives off the impression of an enormous willy.
Marc: Yo how'd your date go last night bro!
Seb: It was ight she totally saw my side Willy when I stood up from the table
Marc: Yasssss dude I love when I see other people's side Willy's
Seb: what!!?!?!
Willy's Wonderland is a movie about an arsonist, a janitor guy who knows taiquando, a car theif, a crazy ass police woman, and seven murdurous as hell, crazy fucking animatronics. And a lot of death. And blood. Basicly fnaf on crack, with added crazy mother-fuckers.
"Isn't Willy's Wonderland is weird as fuck? It's fnaf on crack."
Willy's Wonderland is a horror/comedy movie. Yes. It's both. Willy's Wonderland consists of a janitor guy, an orphaned teenage arsonist, her friends, a shitty sheriff, a shitty cop, a maniacic car theif, his partner, and 8 homicidal animatronics named Willy Weasel, Arty Alligator, Cammy Chameleon, Ozzie Ostrich, Knighty Knight, Tito Turtle, Gus Gorilla, and Siren Sara, with souls in them. This movie is pretty much fnaf on crack, with some differences. So yeah, it's a good, fucked up movie.
Willy's Wonderland is a really sucked up movie
The highschool in Nigeria built from willy concrete
P1: the Willy highschool is so cool
P2: oh yeah! It is cool