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The thing that blows girl's skirts right up.
"Woah dude look at the wind on the girls skirt!"
Oppressive weather condition that humans cannot yet eliminate which invariably ruins a nice sunny day.
God fucking damnit it there's 25 mph wind gusts again today.
More commonly refered to as sluth or Hoe. It's women who sleep with everyone, anytime, everywhere.
WOW i dint think i was going to get laid tonight but then i saw Wind.
Wind is the worse thing imaginable. When it’s October and you put out your decorations for Halloween and the wind has to be a dick and then everything blows away which is a pain in the ass
Person 1 “Hey it’s going to be very windy today”
Person 2 “ Oh crap I just put out my Halloween decorations!!!”
Person 1 “ Really you did, because I can’t see them”
An Oklahoma wind sniffer is when the female farts into the males face causing him to poop his pants and ejaculate at the same times
(Example 1) yo bro I was given a Oklahoma wind sniffer last night
(Example 2) hey dude has a chick ever given you a Oklahoma wind sniffer
Wind eye: (noun, 😑) an eye condition resulting from any affliction which impairs a person's ability to thrive. Most noticeable in a person's decreased eye lid strength. Treatments include sunglasses, rest, eye drops and eye lid exercises. There is no known cure.
Last night, I successfully eradicated my wind eye from the weekend, but made sure to contract a fresh case this morning 😑
Yo, Jake just busted in 😑 serious wind eye
As a result / the aftermath
“Don’t defy them, or else you’ll wind up like the others”