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That certain time way too early in the morning when you stumble around and moan like a zombie.
Dude, What time is your meeting tomorrow morning?
Seven A.M. That means I have to roll out of bed at "zombie o'clock"
A Zombie nap is when you’re exhausted and fall asleep but when it’s time to wake up you feel worse than you did before you fell asleep.
I took a zombie nap and now I feel horrible.
1. To use one's penis to transmit diseases via sexual intercourse with multiple partners.
2. For an individual (particularly of the male sex) to seek sexual intercourse with disregard to one's self or another.
1.*"Hey, why is everyone angry at Todd?"
"Well, they found out he went around 'Zombie-Dicking' last night and now we've all gotta get checked."
"Goodness gracious... call the C.D.C."
2.*"I'm so worn out and my flesh hurts, man..."
"Maybe you should quit 'Zombie-Dicking' and get a hold of yourself before you catch an STD."
"I guess, bro-"
"Fuck you, Chad."
A game that should be made, but EA is too scared to make such a masterpiece.
Me: "EA, please give us Battlefield Zombies."
EA: "Nah, just wait another 80 years."
When Niels gets so drunk that the zombie inside him takes full control of his body and mind.
"How was the party last night?"
"Well, Niels became Zombie Niels and tried to steal a car, but otherwise it was good"
a kid that like turtles so much he based his entire fortune on it
ehhh he likes turtles so much jonathan the zombie
When you take too much amphetamines (like adderall) and you’re so high, zoned in like a zombie. Also applicable when rolling on molly.
Bro, them addys had you in zombie mode last night.
That molly was too strong- had me in zombie mode.