papa muey

Papa Muey is an absolute Chad of a person. He runs a shop that has anything you could ever think of. Ask if you may: does he have a Turtle Hermit GI? He sure does; does he have a lightsaber? He sure does; does he have a Bugatti? Oh-ho, he sure does. He sells anything and everything.

Jim: Yo, you want to buy some dildos and vibrators and shit?

Johnson: Ay-yo? Bro, where the fuck is you gon find that at?

Jim: Papa Muey has everything we can ever imagine!

Johnson: Got dayum! Just thinking about him makes my penis drool.

Jim: Hell yeah!

The Papa's Regret

The all-encompassing feeling of illness after eating too much Papa John's pizza (or equivalent fast food pizza). It is usually followed by periods of introspection, tears of regret, and re-evaluation of one's life choices.

Antonym of Papa Bless.

"My dude, I have The Papa's Regret."
"Well no wonder you have The Papa's Regret, you pigged out on an entire large pizza.