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Never stick your dick in crazy ‘cause you might not get it back
If you need a crazy dick definition then it’s too late.
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A man child who plays legends of zelda breath of the wild and hasn’t got a social life
“Hey did you see that guy over there playing on his nintendo. LMAO he needs to get a social life”
“Yea he a crazy bitchhh”
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not to be confused with your average deranged pastry, the term "crazy cakes" is used to express an extreme degree or abundance of a physical object or idea
martina is cool like crazy cakes
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When you see a girl for the first time and you instantly fall in love with her and you are not able forget about her and you would literally do anything for her because she is so flawless
Friend 1: Dude, have you seen that new girl?!?
Friend 2: Yeah man, I'm already crazy for her.
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It's where a woman, usually one that is unprepared to be a good educated provider and parent, wants to get knocked up or pregnant. Generally this happens when puberty hits a young woman and they get the silly idea in their head that having a baby will fix all their problems, when in fact it is just their hormones going crazy.
The woman generally will attempt to have sex with a unsuspecting male, who then will become entangled in a baby mess that he had no plans to deal with.
Jake: Hey guys, there is a nice looking girl, did you ask her out?
Mark: Oh no dude, she is totally kid crazy, stay far away from her unless you want to ruin your life. She will pull off your condom and tell you she is on the pill, then 9 months later your a Dad. Forget college and a career man, you will be working at Mc Donald's trying to support your baby, just like David who got with that hoe Kimberly.
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When a person gives a guy a blowjob, as he is about to ejaculate, he punches them in the nose, ordering his warm load to come straight out through the nose.
Dude, I gave Tiffany a crazy dragon last night. It was awesome!
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