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A classic "I Did Your Mom Last Night" block. Used to intimidate bullies, with a quick comeback.
Guy: Dude, I Did your mom Last Night.
Guy: Well, too bad she has aids.
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Meaning that every good thing has something bad about it, the negative term for every cloud has a silver lineing.
Every rose has its thorn
Just as every night has its dawn
Just like every cowboy sings a sad,sad song
Every rose has its thorn
-every rose has its thorn by Poison
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An expression stating that even the lowest and unluckiest among us will one day have their glory.
"every dog has his day" - Tony Montana
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previously unknown information has been uncovered which has bearing on the current situation
Origin: "The Big Lebowski" (1998)
Tom: "Don't shitcan Jeff, man."
Jack: "Why the hell not? He's a useless motherfucker."
Tom: "Because, man, new shit has come to light. I found out his dad is worth, like, a billion dollars, and he's looking to invest."
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Because the White House has signaled so strongly that it intends to use its capital to squelch the rights of gay people, this phrase is being used to direct a spotlight at the overt hypocrisy of this administration.
person a: gay people are destroying the family values which this country was founded on et cetera! dick cheney said so.
person b: dick cheney has a gay daughter!
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An expression to use when something explodes.
Person 1: oh no my pen exploded!!
Person 2: killer queen has already touched that pen.
Dec 23
Time to recognise the fact that Alex has a (face)
Alex: hi
You: did you know it's national Alex has a face day
Alex: no
You: you have a face