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May 21

National tell your crush you like them day.

Sally: do you know what day it is?
Robert: no.
Sally: it's May 21 national tell your crush you like them day, better go tell my crush.

by Anonymous7694 May 15, 2021


12th of may

12th of may wow what a shite day to be born people with the biggest dicks are born on this day only people born on this day can gobble down a pack of grapes in a second

I’m born on the 12th of may- ewww you have a big Willy

by Smellyballbag723 December 30, 2021


May 4th

National dick SUCKING day

Today is the day you pull fourth new tricks

May 4th of ur dick be in my mouth

May 4th of my mouth be on ur dick

Silly bunny tricks come w bibs

Meet me at my crib :)

by LolaaBunnie May 03, 2023


May 4th

The national day for this activity is may 4th. The day when you give someone you like one of your hoodies (this one is for the boys).

Boy: Hi Sofie
Girl: Hey Johannes
Boy: Here is my special hoodie for you

*hands girl hoodie*
Girl: Thanks, but why tho?
Boy: Its may 4th, national give a hoodie day

by Alaskafocus4836 May 03, 2020


May 20

Get ur friend to do everything

me: ay cuh do this for me
friend: hell na u can’t tell me what to do
me: umm yea it’s May 20
friend: o shi

by machary May 11, 2022


May 20

Is the day where anyone can catch these hands, Rated E for everyone🥊

Him: Its May 20, equal rights day. Put them hands up gang
Her: Huh? *Slumped*

by Wiselightskin May 19, 2022


May 30

Tell the person you say is annoying that you love them. Deep down its true.

Boy:She's annoying
girl:You love her,and you know its May 30 .

by This....is....a....secret May 30, 2021