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May 21

National tell your crush you like them day.

Sally: do you know what day it is?
Robert: no.
Sally: it's May 21 national tell your crush you like them day, better go tell my crush.

by Anonymous7694 May 15, 2021


The May Run

Also known as 'the Victoria Day long weekend' and 'May 2-4 long weekend', The May Run is a cultural event celebrated exclusively by Northern Ontarians who hail from Timmins, ON, Canada. During The May Run, Northerners leave their comfy abodes, and head into the forest to burn trees, watch Leafs games on the tailgate of a truck, consume copious amounts of alcohol (and a whole lot more) in order to welcome Spring.

"Yo, buddy. I lost a bunch of my clothes on The May Run."
"Yeah, eh."

by The Molecular Man May 23, 2021


May 28

May 28 is the National Give Your Girl Head Day, meaning you have to give head to your girlfriend no matter what

Gf: Hey it s may 28!
Bf: And?
Gf: Get on your knees.

by TsukiiLmao May 23, 2022


May 2

On May 2nd you have to kiss your bf/gf.

Justice: “Hey Demarco its May 2nd.”
Demarco: “Ok… what does that mean?”
Justice: “It means you have to kiss Londynn!”

by boner826392 May 1, 2022


May 10

National send nudes day

may 10 today is the day were you get to send and receive some free nudes from anyone, ur crush, bf/gf, anyone

by All the dayzzzz May 9, 2022

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brendan may

A orangey , green bean , cute guy from Texas 💀

OMG HE’S A BRENDAN MAY 💀

by hEy646 April 9, 2018


Mai Tanya

A Smart, kind, and nice person. A very good cook. A money maker and a SEXY person

You should be like Mai Tanya

by Sarah1234 May 11, 2013

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