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Similar to the Alabama Hot Pocket. A man or woman takes a shit and freezes it, then sticks it somewhere in their partner (i.e. anus, vagina, mouth, ect.).
We were in the mood for something more kinky so we did an alaskan cold pocket.
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When 8 people (4 girls, 4 guys) make a circle of everybody putting there dick into each other butt. Then all the girls run out of the circle and cum goes everywhere
Man I can't believe they all had an Alaskan Oil Spill with each other
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Noun: When two males engage in a snuggle or spoon while standing upright, after the big spoon massages the pectorals of the little spoon and continues massage on down the torso as if frisking. The two men then remove their clothing to morph into the position of the Alaskan Vertical Cool Hand Luke.
Rob and Travis were intoxicated when Rob said "Don't move I'm going to give you a massage." Then Travis said "Oooh, is this an Alaskan Sniperfuck?" Then Rob managed to slur "No silly goose, I'm gonna hit you with an Alaskan Vertical Snuggle you big bear you." Love ensued.
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When a girl shaves your gouch then she gives you a blow job then you sperm in her mouth and she spits the sperm in your beard.
Dude i totally did an alaskan billy goat with Kevin's mom last night.
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When a guy cums on a girls stomach, let's it dry, then peels it off and eats it.
John jizzed on Mary's stomach and when it dried she ate it like an Alaskan potato chip
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a frozen sample of period blood with some blood clots, that is un-frozen by fire, then used in strawberry fruitistas at taco bell then sold to lovely, un-knowing customers (:
taco bell employee: what can i get for you?
customer: yes i'd like one strawberry fruitista ,extra strawberries
employee: alright, *yells to the back* one alaskan fire clump, extra blood clots!
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When a person sits on a woman's vagina and takes a dump in her vag. When the shitter is finished, the woman pushes out the feces into the other persons anus. This goes on forever.
No milk for me today, gotta be solid for the Alaskan bull worm my wife and I are having tonight.
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