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Awn al hadidi

The most attention-seeking whore who just happens to have a mind of a 6 year old, awn is also known to be gay and has sucked al sisi's dick, awn is so depressed and lonely that he masturbates to gay anime porn and cry over being a short, Awn also comes with a very special package! THE 3 CM DICK, one of the most known things about awn is that he has the shortest microscopic penis.

Oh my lord, he is so gay! He must be awn al hadidi

by Omaromaromar,yes,its,me,omar August 21, 2019

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Al Gorn

(noun)
Academic material concerning climate change and/or global warming that is read or watched in place of pornography to become aroused.

Susy and I decided to spice up our sex life with a little Al Gorn.

Jeff is such a hipster... I bet all he watches to get off is Al Gorn.

by pbraeuer March 14, 2011

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Al Gore

A person who acts in contradiction to his stated beliefs or feelings and/or their own brainwashing campaign.

See also "Fuckhead, fucktard, fuckwad, Bono, Bill Maher"

There's a couple grand in their savings account, so Billy decided he would 'Al Gore' the situation, and tell his wife the water heater was overheating and using too much gas, so he had to drain the savings account to remedy the situation.

He was actually doing his wife a favor by keeping her from the inconvenient truth that he'd actually be using the cash on strippers and booze.

by bug-eyez November 23, 2011

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Al Gore Shower

To take a shower with another person. The perceived intention is to appear environmentally friendly by trying to save water, while the true intention is to have shower sex.

What a great run Sarah! Why don't you just shower at my place? We make it an Al Gore shower. The savings on my water bill with be off the hook!

by SpoiledKing February 7, 2010

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al gray weight

during workouts when you dont want to go full out you can just go al grey weight usually 50-100lbs less that your normal routine

dude, i jacked it four times last night, and my arm is tired. i'll just go al gray weight today.

by Ethan Potter February 27, 2008

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Al Qaeda Pillowcase

The act of terrorizing your sexual partner by farting in a pillowcase and covering their head with it during sex. If done correctly the subject will dry heave, causing them to convulse.

I gave that bitch an "Al Qaeda Pillowcase"

by Just Twan April 8, 2011

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Al Roker weed

Stuff that'll get you so high that everyone's face start to look like Al Roker.

Man, I was on some Al Roker weed last night. It totally messed me up, you gotta try it!

by maz-o October 11, 2010

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