Rural Dictionary

Austin mahone and Emily

A great couple and they will last forever and ever. Austin is a cutie and a great singer and Emily is an amazing person and she is great at everything she does. If they aren't together already then the he must be living under a rock! Emstin forever!! They are just so gorgeous and lovely together I am just getting so emotional over it...

Girl: I love Austin Mahone!
Girl 2: didn't you here that emily is dating him?

Girl: oh yeah they are perf together!
Girl 2: Austin mahone and Emily forever!!

by Laura georgie September 19, 2012

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Leah Austin c:

Leah Austin is a beta male species of Orangutan. There characteristics consists of having red/ginger hair, having a urine-like odour, doesn't accomodate eyebrows and has clusters of freckles. They usually like to hang out in groups containing either smelly pakis or irrelevant people. Since they hang around in groups, these animals are very dangerous to handle so they're usually put in Zoos and kept in Solitary Confinement. This usually causes the Leah Austin species to get depressed and self harm. If these animals are not handled correctly, the urine-like odour will grow stronger and make the magnetic field to shift causing it to destroy the superconductivity and cause a Critical Field which will collapse the atmosphere and leave everyone exposed to incredible doses of radiation (Roughly around 2-3 sieverts per hour(this amount of radiation can cause 1/10 people to die within 1 hour of being exposed)). This will result in everyone receiving stage 4 cancer and literally rotting to death.

*at the zoo* Ricardo: "Yoo Liam! You know that Leah Austin c:? They're dangerous animals you know." Liam: "I know! If you get up close to them, they sometimes smell like urine."

by Yo wag1 mans peppa pig stiw July 13, 2019

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Austin Powers Syndrome

When a person drives behind another driver, or stops at a stoplight or behind another driver with a big gap in-between.

Origin: The steamroller scene where Austin Powers and Elizabeth Hurley drives a slow-moving steamroller, and tells the cop to move. But the cop is at a great distance from the steamroller.

The Asian driver in front of me has Austin Powers Syndrome. At the stoplight, she stopped 2 car lengths away from the driver in front of her.

by codemunky August 6, 2012

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An Austin with a Side of Bryan

When four men have group sex and one of the participants receives a golden shower. At least half of the urine must go into the receiver's mouth and be swallowed.

Hey man did you hear? Last night at the party I got an Austin with a side of Bryan.

by Joe Jackson June 9, 2006

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