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what you say to a same sex friend when you feel affection towards them in a non sexual way.
Gee Larry you are swell at pitching a camping tent. I love you Johnny Cakes!
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Unreleased Shawn Mendes' song. He uploaded it to instagram centuries ago, the mendes army has been waiting for it since forever. So if someday you see twitter freaking out over Shawn actually releasing it pelase send oxygen, we'll thank you forever.
Shawn: What if i told you a story...
Mendes Army: OMG YOU NEED TO MAKE A FULL VERSION
*a eternity later*
Mendes Army: Shawn we're still waiting for what if I told you a story
Shawn:
Mendes Army: Shawn Peter Raul Mendes don't you dare...
Shawn: Hey guys!! I'm watching Harry Potter for 47238989329th time haha.
Gavin Loves Tiana The Mostestest and that is a SOLID FACT
Gavin: I love you the most baba
Tiana: No you-
Gavin: ahem *interrupts and shows her urban dictionary* I love you the mostestest baba
When you want to ask someone a question, but in slang.
Friend 1:“Hey, can I ask you a petro?”
Friend 2: “Yeah, what’s up?”
Holding your lovers hand and want to secretly let them know you love them. You squeeze their hand three times. Once for each word. I *squeeze* love*squeeze* you *squeeze*
Girlfriends mind: we’re in public.. but he’s so cute I wanna tell him I love him… oh I know!
-girlfriend grabs boyfriends hand and squeezes three times-
The I love you hand squeeze
This means craig 100% loves tweek more
It means craig loves tweek more because tweek is beautiful and awesome
I love you so much.
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When a nigger slaps you for laughing with your friend because no one fucking loves him.
White: how is your day going?
Black: shut up NOW
white: what did I do wrong?
BLACK: STOP BEFORE I HURT YOU
white: you have no reason to...
Black: SLAPs white kid
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