Arm Pit Journalism

A name used to replace a publication name when referring to a horrible piece of journalism. Arm Pit Journalism should contain a brainless stream of text and pictures as is typically present in popular media sources and be written as if the author were born in an armpit.

Golly me. Another brainless editorial out of Arm Pit Journalism, The Tacoma Tribune.

"Tungsten Arm" O'Doyle

Referencing a twitter joke, a "Tungsten Arm" O'Doyle (or just "Tungsten" for short) is when the Los Angeles Angels of Anaheim manage to lose a game despite historically dominant performances from star players Shohei Ohtani and Mike Trout.

Fan 1: "Did you hear Ohtani got 2 home runs and 10 strike outs last night? And Trout hit a cycle!"

Fan 2: "Yeah, but the Halos still manaed another "Tungsten Arm" O'Doyle..."

with arms wide open

Under the sunlight

Christian go with arms wide open

Backyard Arms Race

A term used to describe the proliferation of backyard play items in a post COVID world- starts with swing sets and basketball hoops. Then come soccer/lacrosse nets and a zip line. As all sides of the neighborhood fence add these items, one neighbor gets the trampoline (aka Mormon Babysitter). Then trampolines everywhere. Winter comes? Backyard skating rinks. The sides build their arsenals until balance is restored. A rink for every kid.

Then the goddamn Smiths at the end of the cul-de-sac get the sports court and the race is BACK ON.

Hey Ned, did you see the Sniths got a new sports court once we all had trampolines? Now my shitty kids are whining again. I guess the backyard arms race is back on.

Arm Candy Request

1. A superficial request that solicits a sexually attractive person to accompany another in public, because they are attractive. Not because they are intelligent or having a relationship. (See Escort) Usually developing from conflict between the desire to be noticed and the fear of being humiliated. (See Inferiority Complex).

2. A social invitation to "lock" arms with someone more desirable in order to enhance financial and sexual appeal. (Social desirability) (See Social Proof)

Wealthy elderly men request young “arm candy” to deny the passing years. (See Prostitute)

Mandy Pandy: "Shauna, you got an arm candy request from Samuel today this Saturday to his ex's birthday... I already confirmed you ;)"

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Broken Arm Handjob

As the title suggests this is a hand job delivered with a broken arm. The pleasure is derived by the male receiving a hand job from a person with a arm often broken by the receiver. The cries of ecstasy are only comparable to the cries of agony by the one with a broken arm.

The arm cannot be dislocated nor can the wound be more than 12 hours old, part of the experience is the sound of bone on bone...on bone :)

"I just got a wicked a broken arm handjob"

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skinny arm trick

A trick girls do in photos to hide the fact that they have fat arms.

It is performed by placing a hand on your hip and angling that arm with your body, like a "teapot".

I wasn't sure if that girl on Facebook was fat or not until I noticed she was doing the skinny arm trick in every photo.

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