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When you start of getting a blow job then move to vaginal intercourse. After which you go to anal intercourse then finish in her mouth.
Hey girl wanna go "around the world and back"? Yeah, where are we starting? In your mouth, then I'll move to your pussy; work your ass for a while before I cum in your mouth. Your nasty!
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The art of pretending you're still work when you're not.
John: When is Steve due back?
Travis: Tomorrow, why?
John: But his coffee cup is still warm and his jacket is still there.
Travis: Thats just good still-around-aflage. It comes from years of being a software developer.
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one must have an osama bin ladin type beard used from behind partner to let him jerk off with facial hair
when we found saddam hussein in the hole, he was in the middle of getting an arabian reach around from one of his sons.
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When you and your partner face back to back (butt to butt) and get as many hands in as many things as possible and hop around on the spot in a circle
she gives the best Swahilian reach around... altho we fell over and cum on the dog
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Very vulnerable.
pants around ankles
Our pants are basically around our ankles until they arrive
Yea dude, that's a pile of money they are carrying
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When you create a pandora station based on a song, but never seem to hear said song.
I created a Sandstorm radio, and it took me a week to actually hear it! I got the pandora ring around.
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for a guy to have sex with multiple girls throughout a short period of time.
Joel: Hey dude. You going to the party tonight?
Andy: Yeah, I plan on shootin around.
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