bacon lips

the lips on a girls vagina....

hmm...crispy, looks good enough to eat

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bacon-slapping

A game played by sneaking up on an indivial and slapping them.

Rules include having to shout "BACON SLAP!!!" before striking the person. If the indivial being tricked mimics the sound of bacon frying before he/she is slapped, the slapper must pull his/her nose back and snort loudly like a pig.

Bob played a new game called bacon-slapping with his friend at work. When Bob had to snort like a pig because he lost the game everyone laughed.

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bacon love

noun - it is the used condom after menstrual sex (because of the condoms appearance)

I threw my bacon love on her face when I was done

Oh so your on the crimson tide? Ok, lets make some bacon love!

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bacon strip

your local police department

I'd sure love to blow the bacon strip sky high.

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Bacon Strips

A Very Very Meaty Pussy.

Mike, get over here and check out the Bacon Strips on this Tuna Patty. Wow, she could wrap a gift with those curtains.

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Bacon Slut

A girl who takes pleasure in eating greasy bacon off of a guy's washboard abs.

"Mackenzie and Lucas broke up!"
"She only went out with him to eat bacon off of his washboard abs."
"What a bacon slut!"

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Kevin Bacon

A term used to describe hot weather conditions.

"Whew, it is Kevin Bacon out here--it's a good thing we're poolside!"

"Feels like I'm living on the sun, I am so Kevin Bacon right now."

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