tech bags

Pejorative term for tech workers, a derivative of 'douche bag'. These people will push up the cost of living so high, cool people will no longer be able to afford to live in the city. They will infiltrate your neighborhood, destroy everything you hold sacred, and fill the neighborhood bars with cocky, over-paid pricks asking questions like "what's with all the fags around here?" Before you know it, everything will become trendy, overpriced, fake and there won't be anywhere to park. Seattle and San Francisco are two of the recent 'casualty cities' that have been overrun.

"Yeah everything went to shit when all the tech bags started moving here..."

Swaggle-bags

Very large female breasts.

Hey Justin, Shirley's struttin' toward us in a tank top three sizes too small to contain her swaggle-bags!

paper bag

a tool used for having sex with chicks with ugly faces and hot body.

i thought the girl was hot til she turned around and i saw her face. so i pulled out the paper bag and it was all good.

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Fart Bag

An individual who hurts you in any way and then continues to blame you for your pain.

Fart Bag: (steps on your toe)
Decent human being: Owww.
Fart Bag: WHAT THE FUCK STOP STANDING EVERYWHERE!
Decent human being: Typical Fart Bag.

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Bag of Assholes

1. something really shitty
2. an awful smell

That dude in accounting smells like a "bag of assholes"!

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chonch bag

A person worse than a douche bag who usually also smeels horrible.

After my boyfriend gave me a donkey punch without my permission i thought he was a total chonch bag.

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tea-bag

Dipping your testicles into the open mouth of another person. Kind of like dipping a tea bag in and out of a cup of water.

I caught the mail man tea bagging my mom. She gagged.

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