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When your boner creates air pockets in your shorts while you’re in a pool or
FUCK DUDE I GOT BALLOON TRUNKS BECAUSE ELF THIS DAMN BONER
A typical annoying prick who thinks he’s cool but has never realised the size and shape of his stupid bearded head. If I drew a beard on a balloon it would like him.
I was working with that balloon goon again today, his massive head kept obstructing my view and his chat was worse than someone who works in I.T.
the real term for umbrella policy.
I need an umbrella policy... You mean a balloon policy? Yes that it what I said.
After exacting a quarter roll (either glueing or rubber banding your foreskin as to not allow fluid to pass) , you piss or ejaculate into your closed off foreskin to create a balloon-like feature
I'm going to be quarter ballooning when I pound Sara in with my quarter roll
The ancient art of spreading one's butt cheeks apart and touching anus's.
My friend Bill is right into yoga and shit, I heard he gave jenn the balloon knot squeak. It's when you lay ass to ass, and touch anus's
It was a wild night. I gave her a Philadelphia water balloon... Now I need a new mattress.
We should add it.
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1. Testicles that stick to the side of the leg (such as in humid weather)
2. Testicles that “glue” you between two rooms because you slammed the door on them
I’m seeing stars, I’m losing air
Sound the alarm, Bring me a chair
I’m caught between two different rooms
That door just crushed my glue balloons
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