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While receiving fallatio, you distract the giver for a moment and sprinkle chloroform into your pubes, guaranteeing that when she reapplies the suction, she will be a swallower.
Dude my girlfriend refuses to swallow.
Why don’t you give her the “sleeping beauty” like I did.
Wait you gave my girlfriend the sleeping beauty?!
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Liar Liar:
Max: My teacher says true beauty is on the inside.
Dad: No, that's just something ugly people say.
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A beautiful girl who has dark hair, lighteyes and tan skin
Carmen Electra, Stacey Dash, Tiffany-Amber Theissen
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a a variation of the word beautiful
some thing that is beauti-fuck is so beautiful you want to fuck it
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Ejactulating ropes of semen onto a girl's face while she sleeps.
I gave that girl a sleeping beauty last night.
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a magazine featuring harry styles that website doesent work and doesn't restock enough
bro did u see how beauty papers restocked?
yeah they only made 450 copys now theyre sold out
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