mong blanket

a derogatory term for an acquaintance who displays simple qualities and struggles with everyday interactions.

Phil, have you been biting the tree again you mong blanket?

blanket fish

The act of covering a flat surface with blankets and pretending to swim on them.

Person A: Have you seen the blankets?
Person B: Yeah, I was using them.
Person A: Why all of them?
Person B: Because I was doing a blanket fish!

Food on a blanket

A picnic but without the word sounding weird

Let’s go have some food on a blanket!