The act of covering a flat surface with blankets and pretending to swim on them.
Person A: Have you seen the blankets?
Person B: Yeah, I was using them.
Person A: Why all of them?
Person B: Because I was doing a blanket fish!
A picnic but without the word sounding weird
Let’s go have some food on a blanket!
A man get a vasectomie leaving a lose flap for a tongue to go there for making a tongue blanket
"Fuck that's so fucking sexy. That's right use that tongue blanket for my chopped tip." (Feel like a guy named Robert would say this)
Used instead of “lit, sick, dope, awesome, sweet, etc.” when something is “cool.”
Dude 1: Check out this sweet bong man!
Dude 2: Yeah man, heavy blankets, dude!
Girl who wants to do a three ways with a couple under the blankets.
That little whore is tagged in my aunt and uncle. She’s got a blanket addiction.
The act of laying on top of someone so as to act as blanket of warmth. Usually leads to sex.
BLanket Time !
I performed blanket time on her.
A warm and embracing male who is willing to keep any 6/10 female warm in all circumstances.
“They call me the Spanish Blanket.” Have my kids immediately