Shanghai Meat Bun

When your at a party and everyone falls then you jack off and splurge between their but cheeks

John:What did you do last night Bob?

Bob:I went to a party and when everyone was sleeping i gave Sharon a Shanghai Meat Bun

Sharon:Thats why my ass cheeks were stuck together

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Murray's Mom (on a bun)

A delicious submarine, torpedo, hero, or hoagie sandwich comprised of
1. A white bread bun
2. Crispy chicken fingers
3. Barbeque sauce
4. Provolone cheese
5. Mayonnaise

ima hop down to that sub shack and grab a murray's mom (on a bun)

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Funs In My Buns

Synonymous with fun on a bun , It's essentially a better way of saying something will totally kick ass. Used to describe occasions in which your run-of-the-mill phrases describing how much fun something is gonna be just can't aptly describe the amount funs that will be in your buns.
Can also be abbreviated FIMB.

This party is gonna be Funs In My Buns, hope I don't get the runs

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Toast her Buns

Toasting her buns is when you are having anal sex and you smack the girls ass until it is blood red, hence the "toasting"

Guy 1: Did you Toast her Buns last night?

Guy 2: Totally!!

Guy 1: Nice! How toasted were they?

Guy 2: EXTRA CRISPY!

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Soggy Up The Bun

1. To arouse your lady friend.
2. To make a woman wet.
3. To ready the bun for insertion of the hotdog.

"I talk dirty to soggy up the bun."

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Buns N' Scrotums

Name for "Guns N' Roses" meant to degrade them for being a bunch of hair metal faggots.

See "Buttley Screw" (Motley Crue)

See also "Bon Jovi Butt Jammer"

Hey it's Mtv's "Ass-banger's Ball"

pffft....bunch of Iron Maidens!!

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hotdog and bun method

its when a girl lays down on her stomach, and instead of inserting the male penis into the asshole, it lays on the asshole vertically, and thrusts back and forth.

its the new thing bro, its a breed between titty fucking and ass fucking! its the hotdog and bun method!

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