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When you're deep in an ass and, right before you cum, you get shit on your dick. Rather than being a little bitch about it you keep trucking like a real man and blast your man candy all over the excrement at the end of the poop shoot, thusly mixing the semen with freshly made turds and creating "butthole bisque".
Bro, I made the best butthole bisque with Ashley last night. 10/10 family time.
When a nigga climbs up your butthole and lives there for a few days
Me: Sorry man I would love to let you eat my poop but I have a butthole monster!
Friend: well, Get that nigga outta your butthole soon
Sticking it in without knowing it’s a dude and enjoying it ever so slightly and regretting it afterwards but going back for more
Dude I accidentally had butthole fun last night when I was wasted
Des really enjoyed his new monster-sized sex toy despite the fact it gave him a butthole-cut or two.
The result of receiving rimjobs from every Blue Man Group member
That girl got so lucky last night after the show, she left with a blueberry butthole
and toilet paper gets stuck up your ass with a shit attached to it then it gets sucked up so toilet paper and shit is up your ass
i had a poopy butthole happen yesterday
The California butthole spice cake is a 3 person sex act where the males applies lemon juice vinegar and tajin on they penis. Then the female shoves cake batter in her asshole and is fucked by both men at once until it burns so bad that she contracts an uncurable anal disease. The cake is never made this is a form of torture.
Took that bitch to the motel six, she was hungry so i gave her dat good ol california butthole spice cake