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The run to the toilet while shitting yourself after a hot curry the previous evening.
Oh no I'm about to do some carpet Bombing!
carpet-bombing is when a dog is either walking or running while shitting.
jamal: ah hell nah thats the nastiest dawg ive ever had hes carpet-bombing the backyard!
the act of a group utilizing all available stalls in a public restroom to simultaneously drop atomic bombs
Hey me and the bois are Carpet Bombing Walmart today.
After poolside intercourse, when the female lies on her back in the water and her partner jumps into the pool while masturbating in an attempt to hit her pubic hair as with projectile semen
A couple was found drowned in their pool last night. Forensics indicates they were engaged in carpet bombing when the accident occurred.
Sending a cut-and-paste generic come-on to dozens (or hundreds) of members of the opposite sex on a dating website in the hopes that at least one will write back.
'I think you're pretty. Message back if interested'? That's what he wrote? Classic sign that he's carpet bombing! He probably sent that message to fifty girls in the last hour!
Dude, so last night I hooked up with Carla and it was total carpet bombing.
Little pieces of dirt left in your carpet from animals. Usually know to happen if you have flees. Flee Dirt, Dust mites, Dirt, etc.
(Shane is laying on the floor)
Bob: Dude, I think i just got some fucking Carpet Turds in my ass crack!
Henry: Carpet Turds?
Bob: Yeah man, Carpet Turds!