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MBA Catch Phrase Bingo - A series of canned phrases, used by bosses to deflect questions and sound smarter than everyone. Done properly it’s like a magic trick that confuses the masses into thinking the boss answered the question when he didn’t.
Carl: Hey Kyle, Did Lance explain what’s going on with the layoffs during the staff meeting?
Kyle: I asked him and he wouldn’t answer it directly. He decided to play MBA catch phrase bingo with us instead.
He said, “At the end of the day”, “right-size it” and something about “squaring the circle.” No one knows what the fuck just happened in there.
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Do a complete and thorough job.
Uttered by Deputy Marshal Samuel Gerard in 'The Fugative'
Head Illinois State Trooper: ...but only one man in a million can survive that fall. The guy is fish food.
Deputy Marshal Samuel Gerard: Fine. Go get a cane pole, catch the fish that ate him.
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The term used by ghetto black bitches when in argument with non-nyugahs.The expression questions why this non-nyugah is getting angry with the ghetto nyugah woman.
"People die every day, why you catching feelin's!?"
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When drivers try to merge onto the highway zipper-style and the vehicles both on the merge ramp and in the lane of travel come to a complete stop.
You were nearly to work on time but you got hung up CATCHING YOUR DICK IN THE ZIPPER BECAUSE NOBODY ON 422 CAN FUCKING DRIVE!!!
An exciting way to call someone a cunt before the last day of the week.
Greg: Catch u next Thursday before we eat out.
Constance: Thanks.
means i don't care about anyones feelings
Oh your in the hospital, "i cant catch feelings", for you.
Something you suggest when you have no fucking idea how the game charades works
It's your round. Why don't you mime "Catching a fox on a horse hunt". That will be fun for everyone.
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