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Chav

A horrifying species who reside in Britain. Often to be found in their main habitat- outside MacDonalds or in school spraying their Victoria's secret spray and choking half the class. To this day they have not learned how to apply makeup properly and can often be found wearing almost a whole bottle of bronzer. They also seem to think slug eyebrows look good. To summarise, if you are ever unfortunate enough to meet one, good luck and R.I.P

1. "Mate you know Sarah? She's such a chav. I'm scared to go near her cuz she might slap me with that messy bun of hers"
2. I'm scared I might get infected with the chav disease. Chav-itis is almost as bad as Corona Virus

by JOE_DAD February 28, 2020


chav

A chav is a Northern English term for one who is all things lowly. A chav's some purpose in life is to cause chaos and disturb the peace of others

After repeatedly impersonating his wife over the phone and bringing humiliation upon his friends, Ryan was dubbed the local chav of the greater Seattle area...

by outhereforasec December 2, 2019


chav

A self-satisfied lowly dick/wanker face whose sole purpose in life is to cause chaos. In Northern England, this word is used commonly as an insult.

After repeatedly impersonating women over the phone in order to scare others, Ryan was dubbed the local 'chav' of the greater Seattle area...

by outhereforasec December 2, 2019


chav

a chav is a type of person from a working class family who urinates in stair wells and wears track suit bottoms 24/7.

hello there mate! you are a nice looking chav aren't you! (chav" oi go away bruv you dont know who i am".

by fuckor November 1, 2020


Chav

are usually described as a beautiful, or loving person.

Aww James is such a chav
I love Frank he is such a chav

by ExplodingCunt February 14, 2021


Chav

Evie Harlow

Evie harlow is the definition of chav

by Eztliiiii May 8, 2021


Chav

Ignorant, self-entitled, obnoxious, simple-minded cretins who believe that they can do as they please; just because they are incapable of maturely dealing with their trauma.

“Just saw a bunch of chavs over there and sprinted off.”

by MrEdgy June 24, 2023