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childe syndrome

the obsession with childe; tartaglia.

do you have childe syndrome?

by tartagalicious April 09, 2021


child enjoyer

A child enjoyer is a person that preferably enjoys children. They are very dangerous and if you run into one, run away as fast as you can. They normally prowl around at night behind places like ally ways.

President: There has been a sudden increase of Child Enjoyers over the last few days so we advise parents to keep their children inside after 8pm.

by venom monkey May 21, 2021


nigga child

Noun- black child with no father

The nigga child lives in lonely lodge.

by Absolute Tank February 26, 2019


Child Aggro

When a woman has a kid from another man.
The worst kind of aggro.

I was gonna get her number until she pulled out a picture of her with some little guy and I found out she had child aggro.

by Kyori April 23, 2008


Child Dialed

Where a young child is playing with your cell phone and accidentally calls somebody in your address book.

Joe: Hello?
Child: (Gibberish)
Joe: *hangs up*

30 minutes later..

Joe: (Texts Bob)
Joe: I think your daughter child dialed me earlier today.
Bob: Yea, I was letting her play with my phone.

by Wicked Beard Man August 03, 2010


Child support/ mother of child support

n. A system set up in North Carolina in which a father of a child pays money to the child support division and then goes to the mother of the child. The mother then uses the support money on herself such as steak houses and passion parties. A significant amount of these types have been found in western North Carolina particularly uneducated mothers that stopped working after the child was born. These mothers typically take advantage of the welfare system and have their families pay for their rent and bills, while the father pays child support which is non-reportable, the mother then demands more money or the father wont talk or see the child.

Courtney's father pays child support/ mother of child support knowing it does not get used for Courtney.

by Lord Vader1982 November 13, 2011


poster-child

A verb derived from the phrase poster child. To make an example of someone or something through the application of an unfair double standard.

I'm not the only person who has gained 20 pounds. Stop poster-childing me!

by David SB June 03, 2008