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Chipping Norton is not what the tourist notices say, they think "Chippy" is a picturesque town in the midlands...BOLLOCKS Chippy is no better than an open top bus tour through Basra!!! Except for in Basra you dont get glassed!! Thursday night in "Chippy" is fight night!! Human beings should be warned DONT GO HERE!! enough said!
Numbnuts1: Fancy a drink in Chipping Norton?
Numbnuts2: What? and have a free glass to the head every pint?!?! Fuckin no!
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a human shit taken on the ground or virtually any level surface, and not in the toilet, such that its shape looks like a big nasty chocolate chip.
Sally: Hey, guess what! Last night I got really hammered, and on my walk home, I took a shit on my neighbours doorstep!
Joe: Eww that family must've woken up to a big nasty chocolate chip on their front porch!
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(v.) - Alternative phrase for "pack a lip". Typical use of this phrase occurs when people want to keep their subsequent lip packing session on the down low, usually because they are currently around ditzy girls that judge this behavior as disgusting.
This phrase is also used in the absence of girls that judge (see example 2) and "chip" can be used in its noun form to describe any tobacco product used for dipping. (see example 3)
Example #1: (code form, verb)
Dude #1: Tryna snack a chip?
Dude #2: O aight.
Dude #3: Yo I'm down to snack a chip too.
Dude #1: Word.
Dude #2 (to the judging girls in the group): Hey, we're gonna bounce real quick, we'll be back in like a half hour.
Judging girl #1: Uhhh ok, see you guys later then...
Judging girl #2 (to the other girl, after dudes #1-3 leave): What weirdos...
Judging girl #1: Yeah tell me about it... I wanna fuck all of them though.
Judging girl #2: Same! .....Hey how about we at least fuck each other real quick while they eat?
Judging girl #1: yes. take me now you dirty slut
Example #2: (everyday form)
Dude #1: I'm wasted as shit and tweaking on adderall dude, we gotta snack a chip.
Dude #2: Yeah same, I'm definitely tryna snack a huge chip right now.
Dude #1: Word.
Example #3: (noun version of "chip", used as code or everyday form)
Dude #1: Wanna snack a chip?
Dude #2: Huh?
Dude #1: snack a chip... right here bro. (holds up mint skoal) get with it.
Dude #2: Oh true. But I don't like that kinda chip, you got any citrus or peach chips?
Dude #1: Hell no, you gonna man up or what?
Dude #2: fine.
(Judging girl #1 and #2 enter.)
Judging girl #1: Hey, you guys wanna fuck the shit out of us while you are snacking your chips?
Judging girl #2: pleeease, we will let you spit on us while we fuck...
Dude #1: fine, but we get to trade you sluts halfway through, and do an eiffel tower
(Judging girls nod and start sucking both dude's penises and get spit on for 20 minutes.)
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When you offer sombody chips and the reach there hand in and take all of the chips
Chris: hey can I have some chips
Sam: sure bro
Chris: (crinkle) ( runs away with entire chip bag)
Sam: Chris you Chip Whore!!
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a plain chicken burger with ketchup in n then chips placed in.
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something basic bitch people think eating counts as a personality
"Spicy chips are not a personality trait."
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Choco Chip is a name. They adore chocolate and love being around other cats and make them happy. They spread tons of happiness towards other cats and are hilarious and funny.
I love Choco Chip I want to hug her she looks so cute!
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