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Occasional response of a busy career single woman with good income to a request to plan a night out with an attractive friend.
It is basically a complement to the widespread idiom "let's play by ear" and, as said, it is typical of ultra-busy women that once in awhile remember to be female in need of some good healthy butt-naked squat thrust activity. As they can't predict the sudden coming of the urge in order to plan ahead, and can't be bothered to, then "Let's play by clit".
Johnny on the phone: "Wazzup Martha, haven't seeing you in a long while honey..."
Martha: "I know! These presentations have been draining me out"
Johnny: "Wanna have dinner or something tomorrow night"
Martha: "Wish I could commit to that, sweetie. I have one presentation more to prepare and I haven't started yet. But then again, it's been way too long,so...you know what, let's play by clit. In case I'll buzz you, that OK?"
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When a clit is so large that it can penetrate someone.
Dude, she fucked me with her dinousar clit dick
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When a man luckily gets laid, and has absolutely NO CHANCE of this happening again.... Possible reasons include:
A.he has bad hygeine
B.he suffers with drug addiction, therefore is to high to bone
C.he has discovered new religious views, and will live a demented lifeof celebacy
D.he is turning gay, and would rather be on the recieving end
E.life inprisonment... this man is a sick criminal.. the only action he'll be getting is in the prison shower
F.he's 35 and still lives with his mother... the classic case of being a downright loser. got no money, got no hope... Definately aint got no pussy.
Eddie 'Hey Derek, i finally got laid last night'
Derek 'WHAT??!! you're 35 and you still live with your mom... The three teeth you have left are rotting away... You're broke as hell, and the money you do get is used to fuel your addiction to meth. Not to mention you smell like a dead hobo.'
Eddie 'Ahh dude, i guess you're right.... Looks like she was my one clit wonder'
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paired to the phrase "dicking around," used to describe when one is wasting time. Also can describe rowdy actions. Can be used to describe both male and female's actions.
If you guys hadn't been clitting around all night we wouldn't have gotten kicked out of the party!
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A mustache as worn by the Legends of Porn: John Holmes & Ron Jeremy
Ron Jeremy is famous for his Pussy/Clit Tickler!
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The female equivalent of Cock N' Balls, referring to the clitoris and vaginal opening combo.
He said: "Come on baby, don't you want my cock n ' balls?"
She said: "Not until you work this clit n' slit."
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A common American colloquial phrase, in which one person suggests to or urges on another person(s) that they should do something. Sometimes this advice is giving to get the person(s) to commit to doing sometime dangerous or outside the persons' norms.
The phrase was originally coined in 1995 by life coach & professional actor, Martin Lawrence on the extremely popular television program "Martin". This was the episode that Corey Haim was a special guest star.
Damn Gina, sometimes you just gotta grab life by the clit and enjoy yourself, just like Corey Haim does all the time.
-Martin Lawrence
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