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Control Freak

Sjaund, Sjaund is a control freak.

My name is Sjaund do what I say.

Sjaund is such a control freak.

by NotSpookySSkeleton August 7, 2022


mission control

The sober person that hold it all together on a night out of partying. Mission control makes all the decisions and makes sure no one gets in trouble.

Hey can I buy you a vodka cranberry?

No, I'm mission control tonight.

by Siouxsie Supertramp September 30, 2023


Control Jock

CJ

A person that identifies as a DJ (disc jockey), but uses a midi based controller to mix music. Instead of the more conventional commonly used turntables or cdjs.

There were 2 djs,one live act, and a (CJ) control jock in the lineup last night.

by Maser vinz November 9, 2022


Controlled Incompetence

Knowing how to correctly accomplish an undesired task and producing a sub-satisfactory result as to never be asked to perform said task again.

The Guy: My boss wants me to work on this new machine. He's always coming to me for these things.
Coworker: sounds like you could use some controlled incompetence. Just give the appearance you're busy with it and mess it up. The boss will find someone else next time and then they can be "The Guy."

by Double Jay Dubs May 3, 2022


CJ Controls

When you get handed a controller in a fighting game with bizzare and unfamiliar custom controls which effects your performance unexpectedly.

I was going to pull off the combo, but I am playing with CJ Controls.

by LimePasta March 3, 2016


controler

Controler

Judgemental, insecure. Mean

A person who on first impression judges people, and is not open. Usually this person is a man child.

Someone: hey how's it going?

You: just stare cause u've worked with a bunch of jerk like peeps, so ur sooo burntout, now the controler thinks ur retarded.

by a fish girl October 3, 2013


thumb-drive control

Thumb-drive control - gets to the source of terrorism and prevents their use of guns as well..

Thumb drives cause terrorism (like guns cause killings). But we can reduce terrorism - by thumb-drive control - with regulations that take away the key device that terrorists use to promote killing. Raising taxes on thumb-drive sales could escalate the impact of this control.

Selling "thumbs-down" ribbons and bumper stickers will rally the supporters (- but you can expect some "sore-thumb" ideologues... to oppose it).

HE: Did you hear that terrorists are using thumb-drives to communicate?

SHE: We need thumb-drive control to put a stop to terrorism

HE: I wonder if brain control is needed here..?

SHE: What does that have to do with terrorism - or guns?

by op_position May 12, 2011