A man or pick me girl who believes they know the ins and outs of vaginas. Pick me girl: a girl whose sole purpose is to attract the attention of men; she’d do absolutely anything. All of her attempts usually come off cringy because she bashes other women to uplift herself .
Coochie connoisseur: Men will tell you how your vagina is supposed to look, feel, and smell. If it doesn’t live up to their unrealistic, never-seen-one expectations then they’ll bash it. These men decided whose coochie is good and whose isn’t based off of porn; they can literally have medical doctors in their face, telling them that their dream-coochie is unrealistic and they’ll ignore it and chalk it up to 2022 liberal softies.
Girl: did you see Brad’s TikTok ?
Girl 2: sadly, I did. He’s such a coochie connoisseur.
Girl: I know; as long as it’s clean, other men will eat it.
Girl 2: exactly !! That’s how I know he’s never seen a real pussy; only pornos for that misogynist.
1. A thick white liquid that comes from the vagina
2. A lemonade company known as coochie splatter lemonade
"she bad ASF and I heard she got the good coochie splatter"
Her Hole was So wet it was playing a band instrument in the hotel Room . Whistling and piping like a Flute
She's got a Coochie Flute!
Someone who slays mad poon. While being a gentleman, he is smooth as fuck and gets hella pussy.
Pete is such a Coochie Conquerer, I need to take notes ASAP rocky.
A freshwater oyster that sticks itself half out of the ground and flailes it’s coochie like lips from the side of its mouth.
Wow, did you see the river coochies out there ?
The act of hooking up with a girl while telling them you are dealing with personal issues that prevent you from committing to a relationship.
Tim told Arielle he didn’t want to be more than FWB because he’s still dealing with emotional issues. He prefers to just get some security coochie.