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That ache you get in your muscles when you haven’t gotten off the couch for days. Eventually your muscles start camping from the couch no matter how often you change which side you are lying on.
I haven’t gotten off the couch for three days, you won’t believe the couch cramp I am dealing with right now.
A “couch” is a seat, that’s all.
John: Why do you need a couch?
Mick: To be sad.
A place where your dad loses his spare change and wallet sometimes if your lucky.
Bob: Hey Kelly I need some money can you make a distraction while I go check inside the couch?
Kelly: Ok.
Bob: Oh cool dads wallet is here were gonna buy so many diabetes.
(Possibly older urban slang) It’s what you put on top of a scoop of ice cream or a sundae, indiscernible from what can be found from reaching under the cushions of a couch, scooping up what you can, and sprinkling it on top of said frozen treat.
Girl let’s go to the Tasty Freeze...I want me a BIG ASS bowl of soft serve chocolate with couch.
ass rest
someone that let's people get away with things because they don't have a backbone to stand up for themselves.
you're couch
The best. Very loud. Super extravagant
I just got this weed from ol boy. Shit couch than a mothafucka