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When you have a crush on someone on the internet. This could be a celebrity, Youtuber or someone else who is on the internet. They don't know you exist but you are still in love with them. They also usually live very far away
Person 1: OMG do you watch smosh?
Person 2: yes! Ian Hecox is my big internet crush
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When you are severely infatuated with someone primarily due to their overwhelmingly mind-boggling talent. More impactful than puppy love, less tremor-inducing than soul mate.
Oh man I have such a talent crush on Nicholas Cage
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Smoking a cigarette with your friends, probably the most rewarding part of the day because of how awesome crushing is.
Bro #1: hey bro wanna crush one?
Bro #2: oh hell yeah bro Namath
Bro #3: lemme get one of those crushes bromosexual
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A person (generally a celebrity) whose fashion choices one covets and attempts to emulate. This may become an obsession bordering on fanaticism.
What one feels toward the person whose wardrobe they wish they could marry.
I couldn't take my eyes off Kristen Stewart's shoes on the Oprah show today. I have a giant fashion crush on her.
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It's an intense love of one's personal trainer. Often shown when working out with one's wife or husband.
Beatrice: "Boy, Ralph's a real hunk. He's the best personal trainer I know. I think I have a bit of a Coach Crush."
June: "Whoah there! That's my hubby! If anyone's gonna have a crush on him it's me."
Beatrice: "Well, Bryant's got a Coach Crush on me. It's not anything bad, it just makes you want to work harder!"
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When a man is constantly demeaning or put down by his woman for control purposes.
When women constantly crushes a mans confidence to keep his manliness at bay.
Example #1:
Man: I'm going to enjoy another beer with my friend.
Woman: If you have another beer you are dead. I'm serious I will kill you if you have another beer!
Onlooker: You've been Fem Crushed!
Example #2:
Man telling buddies: I built my house by myself and it turned out awesome.
Woman: Whatever. Everything is crooked and built like crap. If you don't get your hammer out by morning and rebuild the house there will be hell to pay.
Buddies: Dude, you just got Fem Crushed!
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When you can't stop slamming sweet pickles. It's extreme.
Yo, I'm going out with the boys to crush relish at the bar.
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