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When you have a crush on someone on the internet. This could be a celebrity, Youtuber or someone else who is on the internet. They don't know you exist but you are still in love with them. They also usually live very far away
Person 1: OMG do you watch smosh?
Person 2: yes! Ian Hecox is my big internet crush
When a man is constantly demeaning or put down by his woman for control purposes.
When women constantly crushes a mans confidence to keep his manliness at bay.
Example #1:
Man: I'm going to enjoy another beer with my friend.
Woman: If you have another beer you are dead. I'm serious I will kill you if you have another beer!
Onlooker: You've been Fem Crushed!
Example #2:
Man telling buddies: I built my house by myself and it turned out awesome.
Woman: Whatever. Everything is crooked and built like crap. If you don't get your hammer out by morning and rebuild the house there will be hell to pay.
Buddies: Dude, you just got Fem Crushed!
When you are severely infatuated with someone primarily due to their overwhelmingly mind-boggling talent. More impactful than puppy love, less tremor-inducing than soul mate.
Oh man I have such a talent crush on Nicholas Cage
Smoking a cigarette with your friends, probably the most rewarding part of the day because of how awesome crushing is.
Bro #1: hey bro wanna crush one?
Bro #2: oh hell yeah bro Namath
Bro #3: lemme get one of those crushes bromosexual
A girl who constantly changes her crush
Omg kenzie just liked Dave last week but now she likes john what a crush hoe!
That little feeling in your member when you're sitting next to the girl/boy you like. Often experienced in middle school when sexual desires aren't fully realized yet.
I was sitting next to Jack and I got a little crush boner.
A petty crush is a spontaneous infatuation with another individual or more in which only activates when reminded of the individual or within the same area of said individual.
Such a phenomenon only occurs temporarily but can lead to an actual crush or potentially temporary symptoms such as:
-acknowledgment: This is referring to the realization that the mfer doesn't even know you, he/she's probably too old for you, already taken, or you're just not their type
-Depression: Temporary sadness that typically comes in after acknowledgment
-Mania: A series of emotions that overwhelms the victim (you or the one with the petty crush) which may cause one to become unbelievably insecure, bitter, and annoyed. This happens at random and only temporary.
This is called a petty crush because once the said individual has left your mind or sight for just a few minutes, the infatuation fades, unlike a true crush.
Furthermore, if you have this curse on you, you should probably D.E.A.R. (Drop everything and run).
Girl from down the street: "I had a petty crush on my store clerk"
Another girl from down the street: "Well, you better hope he's single and young or, D.E.A.R."