A joke intended to be funny but isn't. Usually contains sarcasm, or just someone's funny thoughts.
"He's not so funny, he makes crusty jokes."
"Man that joke was crusty."
A : "That wasn't funny, was it?"
B : "Yeah, it was crusty."
When you engage in gay sex and one male cums on the other males scrotum, waits for it to dry and puts it in his mouth
Give me a crusty sack
When a facial goes over the line and gets in her hair.
Yeah, I gave that chick a crusty tiara once
Ever had a crusty tiara? No? Must have gone right over your head.
Sun baking your vagina and penis until crispy then adding sand to the mixture and having sex. All this must be performed in public view
Me and Shelly did a nasty crusty crusader on last Wednesday right outside the shopping centre
a crusty bag is when a male puts his testicles in a large bowl of chocolate, waits for it to set and starts smacking it on the womans face so it starts to crack then anouther has too lick it off whilst its happening.
"hey, girls you want to come over and try my crusty bag?"
a sack of testicles that havent been washed in a while and are starting to get crusty
sawyers testicles are a crusty bag
When you jizz on a person's eye amd let it dry
I gave her a crusty cliff lastnight.