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A mayonnaise manufacturing facility in his own right.
He spules mayo from every pore and clevis.
With a single cyst he can fill an entire 80 gal drum, and that just a small cyst.
He lactates it also and feeds all the neighborhood poor kids mainly in Vegas with his partner in crime stephanie hobbs.
Together they produce mayo and she gets quick dick on the strip and at the penny slots... dumb bitch.
Mayoman danny sandwitch is kraft dinners biggest fan and customer due to a KD and mayo only diet.
He also uses mayonas shaving cream and brags he smells Like bacon grease and mayo...NO LIE, you can't make this shiznit up. It's not a fresh BLT with no LT .....it's just mayoman danny sandwitch.
Won't lift legs or arms he uses elevator lifts to elevate his body and an engine hoist to feed himself.
Mayoman Danny sandwitch you able to link me up with fresh as fuk mayo.
- heck cha my guy.
-bro what's your recipie.
- trade secret but the key is a very very very unhealthy diet .
-What what.
-50 dollars please
Quickly switching to you shield and turning 180 degrees making the enemy shoot your shield, then once they realize that that your shield is bulletproof, you turn around another 180 degrees and promptly shoot him whilst using Clash in Tom Clancy's Rainbow Six Siege
Tango: "im so good at clash!"
Nick: "you cant even do the Danny-Strat, you suck"
A monstrosity with the head resembling of a peanut and is a cannabis junkie
Friend: Danny u ugly cunt u look like a peanut
Danny burns:geez a sec
A white wide receiver who currently plays for the Miami Dolphins. He is 32 years old and has 2 Super Bowl rings.
Did you guys see Danny Amendola last night? He caught the game winning pass for a Super Bowl appearance!
A woman with big tits and blonde hair
Look at the danny bear over there
person 1: wow did he see danny lou walk by
person 2: yeah i felt his rizz