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The worst day to have a birthday. People are more likely to go out to party then be with you on your birthday. Sometimes you feel lonely and wish it was an other day so you didn't realize how sad and alone you are.
Person 1: Hey man you look upset something up?
You: Sometimes I feel like im Gods big joke
Person 1: Why is that?
You: Im always told how lucky I am for being born on December 31st and how rare it is. Yet on a day where im supposed to be with friends and family I couldn't be more alone. Like God made me on this day just to laugh.
Person 1: Oh...well happy birthday.
Girls that are over 4'11 have to say yes to everything people ask them.
Amanda, today's December 16. Do you want your ex back
Amanda: yes
national stick a raccoon up your friends ass
*friend* Hehehe you know what today is
*friend 2* Shit it's December 8th! *runs away*
National slap boys day since they always wanna slap use we do what we want tomorrow
Boy:
slap me then !!
Me: December 11!ok come on it national slap boys day and you can’t do nothing
National Big PP Day, celebrate the chads who have at least a 6 inch flaccid PP and at least and 8.5 erect...
Guy 1: Dude is ur PP 6 inches flaccid?
Guy 2: No why?
Guy 1: Cause it's December 19th!
Guy 2: Well shit!
Guy 1: Mines 8 Flaccid and 11 erect so I'm celebrating.
Guy 2: Lucky...*cris in tiny pp*
National kiss your girlfriend
You:hey it's December 9 so you know what that means (then kiss her)
National kiss your boyfriend/girlfriend/and crush at school or home 😏✨
Max : Hey Lexi * kiss*
Lexi :Why did you kiss me
Max bc it’s December 7