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A girl who is sexy ahusharmuta. will not hesitate to fuck your mom (twice) and you'll let her. Anybody wants to be an Elis.
Dude 1: Dude, Elis just fucked my mom.
Dude 2: Lucky.
A controlling jealous pothead that literally nobody likes except for very select people
Oh, you're hanging out with Eli? I don't want to go now.
Eli is a very hot,kind,cute,sweet,sexy guy and he mostly dates Brittany’s and he is very popular and he loves his girlfriend he has right now and she does too and he would do anything for her and he’s a very strong friendly 😏😏😏 boy!
Brittany:I love Eli he’s the best ever!
Dallas:Yep dad is great!
Carly:Yes your dad is hotter then hot 😏
Eli, Eli, sold some socks, 5 cents a pair or dollar a box, the longer you wear them the shorter they get, soak em in water and they won't get wet
Eli is my friend
An anxious cute guy I like he’s so cute!!! Btw this is his best friend making this on his account I hope he sees it and likes me back
A guy that acts like he's an amazing boyfriend when in reality, he's a douchebag and he can't treat a girl right. He also Is a controlling, manipulative, heartbreaking bastard.
B: I'm sorry your with eli
A: but I love eli he says: he's the best bf I can get"
He is one of the best friends you’ll ever have. When you first meet him you’ll most likely have a crush on him and if your anything like a Gracie he’ll have a crush on you in no time. He’s not afraid to tell you and will be extremely nice to you. Even if he doesn’t like you his is a super nice, funny, athletic, relatable dude, who will literally talk about anything. His hair style is interesting but will most likely let you braid it. Trust me he will get mad especially when you say you don’t like him but just say your sorry and explain it to him and he’ll forgive you and it will be like nothing happened. If you know/ have an Eli in your life never stop being friends with him, you’ll regret it.
BFF- OMG do you like Eli again?
You- idk probably not, maybe
BFF- WHYYYYY? Do you think he’s cute?
You- No but he likes me and he’s really easy to talk to. I swear I don’t like him
BFF- Whatever you say