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a "your mum" joke lasting for at least a minute complex enough to involve a cast of people and a plot. Usually involving your mother being violated, raped, whoring herself out for money or undergoing some form of gender reassingment. Consistently racist with massive stereotyping. Some your mum epics are long enough to have recurring themes or subplots.
This is one of the only true comebacks to a your mum joke.
However the story must remain clear enough to be understood but grotesque and violent enough to prevent any interruptions. delivery must be deadpan but speedy.
Do not attempt this if you do not have an extremely sick mind or cannot think on your feet as a timid ending can make you look like a complete arsehole.
such a joke can only be delivered verbally unfortuneately but i do have a forthcoming yourmumcast, which i may attach to this entry in the future.
-that your mum epic was fucking disgusting!
- yeah, i cant believe that guys mum had sex with the guy from goatse.cx
- dude, its made up, thats the point, youre such a dickshit
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Epic sax guy is a meme that went viral through out 2010. Epic sax guy made his viral debeut in the Eurovision 2010 his real name was Segey Sepanov he was a part of the musical group called Sunstroke project a few years later theee was ultra sax guy who also played in Eurovision 2017. The meme is usually accompanied with the footage being someone playing a type of horn or saxophone or in a humorous way
Ex)*Walks into room* ,*hears epic sax guy*,*Starts to Bob head at the beat * as he watches his world crumble
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that moment when you're dad finally agrees to help john wick who's in tilted towers or you get vbucks.
Dad: I'll have to sell the house but then you'll get your vbucks, we'll have to live in a very small apartment.
You: EPIC GAMER TIME!!
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Ten Second Epic is an alternative rock band from Edmonton, Alberta Canada. Their latest album, Count Yourself In was released on October 10th, 2006 on Black Box Recordings.
Although they come from the worst city in Alberta they are still the best motherfucking band in the world.
Joe: Have you hear the song " Count Yourself " In by Ten Second Epic?
Jon: No
Joe: Dyke
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Proof that you don't fuck with a guy wearing a baby blue I am a motherfucker shirt.
person 1: I heard epic beard man is smacking the shit out of someone guy who wouldn't spit shine his Stacy Adams
Person 2: Better call the Amber lamps
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