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Guy 1: Yo bro wanna do something later like faping?
Guy 2: Yeah sure. There will be some nice Bro Fap action.
When someone rubs one out while taking a shit on the pooperfarten.
IRS Agent 1: Why is he taking so long to open the door?
IRS Agent 2: He’s probably doing the classic fap n’ crap.
On November 16th you and your partner have to fap on face time no questions asked
Hey it’s November 16th You have to
Do national facetime fap day
When you are doing something bad or illegal in your room, masturbating very loudly so the people in the next room won't come in.
Oh man I just smoked so much weed.
Crap my parents are home! Better do a cover fap so they don't come in
When one faps in his sleep after a sensual wet dream.
Tommy-I heard my brother sleep fapping the other night and had to wash my eyes with holy water the day after.
Tim-Ohhhhhhhhhhh. Sensual wet dream?
The action of fapping your nipples really fast.
-fapfapfapfapfapfapfap-
Barbra:"Jason! What are you doing?"
Jason:" What? You don't know nipple fap?
Barbra:"Ohs...Carry on then!" :3
When you try to take a nap but can't get to sleep so you masturbate instead.
Fail to Nap so Fap
I couldn't get to sleep so I had a fap nail