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Floppy, untoned upper arms that keep waving even after the person stops waving.
Jenna looks great after loosing weight, except for her 'Flag-Arms, that is.
The Muddy Flag is simply the bedsheet on which nasty pleasures are partaken. These include a Cleveland Steamer, Hot Carl and Alabama Hot Pocket.. or any case in which fecal matter is involved. The fecal matter if not collected or disposed of correctly is transferred to the sheet and one may hang the sheet as a sign of victory and accomplishment and therefore known as the Muddy Flag.
Pete: Oh man, didn't you take Shannon home last night? I heard she loves the ass stuff.
Ben: Yea bro, i shit all over her chest and the rolled her over and put it in her ass. Then I hung the Muddy Flag from the balcony.
Pete: *vomits*
Skinny dick, big foreskin. Typically unsightly. Looks like the skin could be painted and used as a flag. Skin gets so worn that it's hard to get laid. Usually can't get a date so they gotta masturbate. Some times there is lube, some times there ain't. Before you know it your foreskin inflates.
Example 1: "I was going to go down on the guy, but he wiped out a real Flag Pole. It was long but the skin was so floppy I almost gagged on it. I'd be surprised if he even felt it at all."
Example 2: "Today I showed my patriotism online. Painted my dick and foreskin like a Flag Pole and snapped a picture in the wind. They got more of a laugh out of it than anything."
Someone willing and/or eager to give an illicit blowjob to a Conservative Republican, particularly one who is elected public official.
“He really prefers to bang closeted-Conservative guys; you know, he’s a real flag-muncher.”
when he is an Arsenal fan
friend: my new boyfriend is an Arsenal fan!
me: omg! cut that bitch off hes a red flag
A girl who acts dead during sex, but is also the biggest hoe in the multiverse.
Don’t talk to her, she’s a walking red flag.
Maikah, Mathew, Karim, Stefan, Isaiah, Marzouq (slightly), Leo, angad, Ozron, austin, any guy that sags and wears skinny jeans. Fuck all y’all bitches honestly. Ciwan. Any ginger.
Any one of those names are a red flag🚩🚩🚩