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2 monkeys fucking a football

It look like shit

It looks like 2 monkeys fucking a football

by Donevin_is_sex_slave February 19, 2016

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still got it flag football

a group of middle aged scrubs attempting to play football

bishop moore all star, foxxy marks plays for the team still got it flag football team

by Flamingo15 September 30, 2010

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Irish football

A non-viable, premature baby. Coined by Adam Carolla on his podcast(1/18/13).

Pat: Did you hear, Megan Shanahan had another miscarriage?

Connor: Aye, can't say I'm surprised.

Pat: Why's that?

Connor: She snaps Irish footballs every other month.

Pat: Yeah, ya really gotta stop knocking her up.

Connor: Aye, probably should stop coming home bleeding drunk and beating her within an inch of her life as well.

(drunken Irish laughter as they clink glasses)

by griffin_t_a October 17, 2016

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Collingwood Football Club

the worst team in the AFL. they need to suck some cock.

they are total shit

Collingwood Football Club is a fuck wit

by go freo August 16, 2020

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new york football giants

new york football giants are and will always be the worst team in football history.
1. A bunch of cry baby bitches. Who sucked dick to get to the super bowl in the 2008 season. Still is unknown whose dick was sucked but they mush have sucked it hard. Eli manning the QB for the team was known through out high school for being a "bench warmer". Not much is known about his playing career, that’s due to the fact that no one cares. 2. Look up who the Patriots pummeled in the 2008 super bowl.

richard simons, that broke back mountain move, Ricky Martin, mini-vans, boy goerge... etc.
new york football giants suck a lot of cock.

by patfan4life January 24, 2008

35πŸ‘ 96πŸ‘Ž


c team football players

gay little freshman boys that sing at the end of their games and swear they are only on c team cuz they are freshman

wtf are the c team football players doing

by sophomore cheerleader October 1, 2021

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hasn't seen the football since the kickoff

Often used by Professor Steve Hailey and his students to affectionately describe a miscreant, degenerate, reprobate, or idiot that decided to read the book or watch the video on cybersecurity and/or digital forensics versus getting a real education.

The opposing expert said that Mr. Hailey and Mr. Andrew changed the computer evidence because she did not know how to properly interpret time and date stamps. Obviously, she hasn't seen the football since the kickoff; another point-and-click forensic analyst.

by Forensics Shiznit May 19, 2020

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