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An omegle trolling device similar to "I own a horse"
1: hornyyy 24/ m/ usa
2: SHOW ME THE FORCE!
Your partner has disconnected.
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Disney Channel's Steven Universe.
Lucas likes to watch Steven Universe, however his siblings hate the show and turn the channel off when it's on. Now he watches Star Vs The Forces of Evil. The only difference is now Disney Channel is on 24/7 instead of Cartoon Network.
The most dangerous type of shoe there is. If a nigga is wearing these, they have probably six counts of murder, shoplifting and home invasion charges under their belt. Avoid them at all costs.
Tyrone: Man that nigga Andre is annoying as fuck.
Jamal: Stay the fuck away from him dude, I saw him rocking black air force ones on the court yesterday.
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At one time the best show on Adult Swim, but ever since the movie has come out it has been going to downhill fast. Story involves three fast food characters, frylock, shake, and meatwad who were once detectives and solved mysteries, but later on the plots came from completely random events. Notable villains include mothmonsterman, MC Pee Pants, and the broodwitch.
Adult Swim Fan #1- "New Aqua Teen Hunger Force is on tonight!!"
Adult Swim Fan #2- "No thanks, That show stopped being funny after the 3rd season"
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Awesome show meant to be watched exclusively by those who are extremely high, for the following reasons:
Contains tantalizing, colorful depictions of giant food
Comes on very late at night
The title. What the hell does "aqua teen" mean? The creators puff for sure
Loose, unrealistic plot lines suggest the show was never supposed to make sense to non-stoned minds
The characters are food, dammit, and they talk in funny voices
(watching Aqua Teen Hunger Force)
Guy 1: Oh my GOD, talking, dancing meatballs are funny. Look at the funny meatball! Look at the funny meatball! He's BREAK DANCING! That's sooo awesome!
Guy 2: I feel you, man. Hey, let's see if we can't order, like, a meatball pizza from Poppa John's. I got the mad munchies.
Guy 1: Yeah, then we can top it with Doritos and dip it in ranch dressing!
Guy 2: Sweet.
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Only truly scary ass niggas wear Black air forces. If you see anyone with black air forces then dont mess with them, they are menaces to society and will deadass shoot a school because there is only white kids there.
"Look at that ugly ass nigga and his Black air force 1's. Ima go mess with him"
"Dont nigga he will pop you with no mercy nigga. Dont pick fights with people that wear Black air force 1's, that Black air force energy is menacing"
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The FBJ or Forced Blow Job, is the process of two Beer bottles colliding bottom to head causing a reaction that sends white frothy liquid spurting from the shaft of the victims drink. This then forces the drinker to shove the neck of the bottle into their mouth, in an attempt to prevent liquid from coating the surrounding area in foamy white residue. An accurate execution of The FBJ being performed takes skilled precision and timing. The key is to ensure that the rear end of the initiators bottle meets both with enough force and impact against the pinnacle of the victim’s bottle to cause the most severe reaction.
Imagine someone shoving the steam of a beer bottle into their mouth in an aggressive yet pleasurable motion similar to the act of providing oral sex to a man's genitals. Then finally imagine the hilarity as someone tries to contain the foamy residue of the of the bottles orgasmic reaction from flying from their mouth and onto their recently polished leather shoes. Then my friends, you have witnessed a metaphysical FBJ (Forced Blow Job). As a witness, your reaction should sound similar to: “HA! You just got a sneaky FBJ! Classic!” or “You just got FBJ’d!”
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